Senator Ben has a WHAT?!

A Secret Shrine of Karl Marx Found in 2020 Presidential Candidate Ben's House!

BREAKING- Over the weekend, it was uncovered by a team of brave TV reporters that Senator Ben, the Republican candidate for the 2020 election, has a secret shrine of Karl Marx in his three-floor mansion in Carson City, NV. These claims were then supported by an anonymous source close to the candidate who divulged that “from a young age Ben has been collecting mementos to add to his shrine.” But why does this matter? Karl Marx is widely considered the de facto founder of communism. His book The Communist Manifesto expressed the basic ideas of communism and argued that capitalism was an insufficient long term economic approach, and needed to be replaced by socialism and ultimately communism. Karl Marx advocates for the violent overthrow of the government by the people, and justifies the elimination of property by “seizing of the means of production.” All these wholly un-Republican and anti-capitalist views completely undermine the Senator’s platform and may seriously harm his candidacy in the upcoming election. How will the senator respond to such allegations? Subscribe to The Whitman Works to stay posted about developments or responses regarding the scandal.