SPOTTED: Jack Using Endorsement Funds to Buy Endangered Leopards?!

By Eloise Richart and Lorenzo Natal

BREAKING- Governor Jack was caught purchasing his third wild Amur Leopard this weekend when one of the smugglers recognized him from his ads and filmed the transaction. In the video, which will remain unreleased as the FBI is looking for the smugglers, Governor Jack is seen signing a $40,000 check for a rare breed of beautiful (but endangered) East Russian Amur leopards.

The video focuses on Jack and then pans to his hands, where one can clearly see the check. The poacher then proceeds to say, in a heavy Russian accent “Jack! That is Governor Jack 2020. [laughter] take a look at this clown Vasili. American politicians using the people's money. What a Pig. Я собираюсь опубликовать это на YouTube c*ka.”

The FBI confirmed that the candidate used funds from his 2020 election campaign, which largely consists of donations from supporters, in order to purchase the leopard. The governor’s actions will strongly influence how supporters choose to contribute to the campaign in the weeks leading up to the election and may be detrimental to Governor Jack’s chances at the White House. This news could not come at a worse time as Governor Jack only received one endorsement from the interest groups and needs the support of donations to maintain his campaign efforts.

In addition, the candidate’s main focus is on the environment. His purchase of an illegally captured endangered species reveals the hypocritical nature of his platform and leaves voters wondering, “Who is Governor Jack and what is he really fighting for?”